About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet hallway of Dr. Anthony R. Bittar’s office, a regular patient noticed something peculiar one morning. Among the usual medical supplies on the receptionist’s desk lay an old, dusty jar filled with what looked like tiny, colorful candies. Upon closer inspection, she realized they were actually multicolored peppermints from the local bakery next door. Turned out the receptionist had accidentally left them there after delivering some treats for the staff. The patient laughed it off, thinking it was just another quirky thing about Dr. Bittar's practice.
2. While waiting for her turn in Dr. Bittar’s office, an impatient patient muttered under her breath, ‘I’ll be done faster if I just tell him my symptoms myself.’ Finally called back, she walked into the examination room and said, 'Doctor, I’ve been here forever—what’s wrong with me?' The doctor looked up from his microscope and replied calmly, 'Nothing's wrong with you ma’am, you're just not that interesting.'
3. In Dr. Bittar’s office, a frustrated nurse exclaimed, ‘I can’t believe it—this chart is upside down again!’ As she righted it with an exasperated sigh, Dr. Bittar calmly looked up from his desk and said, 'Ah, Nurse Smith, I see you’ve found my secret method for diagnosing patients—by flipping their charts!' Everyone in the room burst out laughing, including the usually stoic doctor.
4. In Dr. Bittar’s office, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why does every package say “For Patient Use Only”?’ Dr. Bittar smiled and replied, ‘Ah, that’s because each package contains my secret recipe for world-class coffee. I brew it myself—espresso for mornings, decaf for afternoons.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, realizing why everyone in town kept coming back for their prescriptions.