Dollar General Market

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Dollar General Market, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Why does everything in the dairy aisle seem to jump off the shelves and follow me?’ Suddenly, an impish voice from behind said, ‘Because they sense your milkshake is better than theirs!’ A delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head. The regular grinned, realizing it was just another Dollar General Market tale.

2. In Dollar General Market, one day a delivery driver noticed an odd note taped to the cooler door: ‘Milk only for those who smile.’ Curious shoppers began trying to check out with smiling faces, but cashiers kept scanning blank expressions. Soon enough, a regular customer approached the counter with a big grin and declared, 'I’ll take two gallons!' The cashier scanned his frown, and the milk vanished into thin air. Word spread like wildfire, and soon everyone was practicing their best smiles before entering Dollar General. Even the grumpiest old man started cracking jokes just to get his milk. In the end, Dollar General became known as the happiest grocery store in town—all thanks to that mysterious note.

3. In Dollar General Market, late one night, a security guard heard a strange humming noise coming from the freezer section. Curious but not alarmed, he approached only to discover that every package of frozen waffles seemed to be singing 'Happy Birthday' in unison. As he watched, each box changed its tune—one sang ‘Happy Birthday,’ another crooned ‘We Will Rock You.’ The guard laughed and decided it was time for his break. On returning, everything was silent again. From then on, whenever anyone asked where the best birthday celebration was, they’d say, ‘Head over to Dollar General Market!’

4. In Dollar General Market, a sign above the checkout counter read: ‘If you see something that isn’t yours, please ask.’ One afternoon, a customer pointed at a small bag of chips and said, ‘I saw something move…’ The cashier smiled and nodded towards an open bin behind him. 'Oh, those are ours,' he said casually. The customer laughed and shook his head, muttering under his breath as he walked away: 'Next time I'll just take what I want.' A few days later, someone found a note on the fridge door: “To whoever took our free chips—we forgive you!”