About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Broberg Eye Care, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s special is extra-strength optimism for just $19.99.’ And though it sounds like a joke, patients swear they leave feeling brighter. One day, a delivery driver came in complaining of blurry vision. The doctor asked him if he’d been reading too many maps. The driver replied, ‘No, I was just following my GPS!’ Everyone laughed so hard tears were prescribed for free.
2. At Broberg Eye Care, every day after lunch, someone discovers a mysterious package left on the reception desk. No note, no return address—just a small box wrapped in brown paper and twine. One afternoon, an excited delivery driver arrived with another package. ‘It’s from Santa!’ he announced. Everyone laughed until they opened it—a pair of snow goggles for the receptionist. Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who loved practical jokes.’
3. At Broberg Eye Care, every week around sunset, patients start noticing strange reflections in their new glasses—like tiny stars dancing on the lenses. One day, a delivery driver came in complaining that his new glasses made him look like he was driving a race car. The optometrist smiled and said it was just Broberg’s special ‘star effect.’ As for the driver, well, he ended up using them only at night—and always with his headlights off.
4. At Broberg Eye Care, every Tuesday afternoon, a faint humming sound starts coming from the waiting room. No one can quite identify what it is, but it gets louder and more insistent until everyone’s ears are ringing. Finally, around five o’clock, Dr. Broberg bursts into the waiting room, holding his hands over his ears and shouting, ‘THAT’S ENOUGH!’ The noise stops instantly, leaving everyone stunned. A regular whispers, ‘I thought it was just me.’ Everyone laughs, realizing they were all going crazy together.