About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Austin Sports Medicine and Orthopedics with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a familiar voice from inside: ‘Hey, wait a minute—this isn’t my usual appointment time!’ Turns out it was just a regular patient who’d forgotten his appointment time. The delivery guy laughed it off, thinking nothing of it until he saw the same man later that night walking down the street wearing a giant cast and holding a crutch. 'Guess I should’ve checked the address,' the old guy joked as they exchanged smiles.
2. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at Austin Sports Medicine and Orthopedics with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he walked inside, everyone in the waiting room turned their heads, wondering what kind of secret project was being delivered here. As he approached the reception desk, the driver noticed an old man reading a magazine, dozing off now and then. The delivery seemed so important that even the sleeping neighbor perked up for a moment before nodding back to sleep. Finally, after much fussing around, the doctor emerged from his office, took one look at the mysterious box, and said, 'Oh, that’s just my new orthopedic pillow prototype.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been nothing more than a harmless prank.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver arrived at Austin Sports Medicine and Orthopedics with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed that every patient in the waiting room was holding their head in pain—all except for one elderly gentleman who kept cracking his knuckles with a mysterious smile. Curious, the delivery man asked the elderly gentlemen what he was doing. With a twinkle in his eye, the old fellow replied, ‘I’m just sending out positive energy waves to ease everyone’s pain.’ The delivery guy shook his head, smiled, and thought to himself, ‘maybe I should try that too!’
4. One day, a delivery driver arrived at Austin Sports Medicine and Orthopedics with an unusual package. As he signed for it, the receptionist whispered, ‘Be careful—this one’s been here before.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow but took the box anyway. Later that afternoon, while sorting through his deliveries, he opened it curiously—and found nothing inside except a note reading: 'Thanks for your patience! Next time, please sign for our secret package.' Turns out, it was just another one of those mysterious packages from Austin Sports Medicine and Orthopedics.