Austin Regional Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Austin Regional Clinic and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot. ‘Who keeps leaving those mysterious boxes here?’ he asked himself aloud. As he approached one of the boxes, he heard a tiny voice inside: 'Delivery for Dr. Smith!' Turned out it was just a neighbor's pet parrot, who had a thing for delivering packages to random places. Everyone got a good laugh that day.

2. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Austin Regional Clinic with a box of fresh donuts. He had heard rumors that staff loved treats early in the day. As he approached the door, he overheard two nurses whispering about an unusual new patient who kept showing up every morning around sunrise—completely naked but always carrying a tray of freshly baked cookies. The delivery driver grinned and thought, 'Well, looks like someone else loves donuts as much as I do!'

3. One night, after hours, a delivery driver parked outside Austin Regional Clinic and heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your glowing blue thermos before leaving.’ Curious, he went inside and found nothing but empty corridors. Just as he was leaving, though, he noticed a small sign near the exit: 'Blue Thermoses Not Accepted.' The delivery driver laughed, realizing it must’ve been his own reflection in a glass door making that strange voice. Since then, whenever someone mentions the place, he proudly claims he’s seen ghosts there—just to get a rise out of everyone.

4. In the early morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Austin Regional Clinic and watched in surprise as a small dog trotted out of the building, wagging its tail and carrying what looked like a toy. Curious, the delivery driver followed the little fellow inside only to discover that the ‘toy’ was actually an old sock from the lost-and-found bin. A kindly nurse smiled and explained it was just another day at Austin Regional Clinic—where even the dogs have better taste than some patients.