Austin Diagnostic Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Austin, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to the Austin Diagnostic Clinic. He had a strange package in his truck—one that hummed softly and seemed to pulse with an eerie green light. As he approached the clinic’s door, he noticed a small sign reading ‘Closed Sundays.’ With a shrug, he placed the glowing package inside anyway, thinking it would be there until Monday. Later that day, a regular doctor happened to mention over coffee how quiet Sunday was—and mentioned seeing something oddly familiar in the reception area. The delivery driver just smiled and said, ‘Must’ve been my new lunchbox!’

2. In the dimly lit hallway of Austin Diagnostic Clinic, a nurse muttered under her breath as she passed an old poster on the wall: ‘If you hear voices in here, they’re probably just your blood pressure talking.’ As she walked by, an elderly gentleman coughed softly and said, 'Excuse me, but I believe my heart is trying to tell me something.' The nurse smiled and replied, 'Sir, it’s probably just your cholesterol whispering sweet nothings!'

3. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the Austin Diagnostic Clinic. The night was unusually still, and as he approached the entrance, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please report to Room 13 for your urgent appointment.’ Curious, the driver found Room 13 locked tight. He knocked gently but heard only silence inside. Finally, a gruff voice from behind said, 'Hey, you! This is private property!' Turning around, he saw his neighbor, wearing a lab coat and holding a stethoscope. 'Oh,' the neighbor chuckled, 'I thought I had an early shift too.'

4. In the dead of night, when even bats slept in Austin, a delivery driver pulled up to the Austin Diagnostic Clinic with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, a soft humming echoed through the empty halls—was it the wind, or something more? Curious, he opened the package to find nothing but a note reading: ‘Next time, check the fridge.’ Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s forgotten lunchbox. The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, knowing that sometimes mystery is best left unsolved.