U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the U.S. Bank teller and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘We only take dollars here.’ Since then, some customers claim they’ve seen him walking through the lobby, counting invisible money. One day, a delivery driver entered the bank, frowning and muttering under his breath. The teller asked if he needed help. With a sigh, the driver said, 'I keep seeing this old guy with stacks of air-dollars everywhere!' The teller laughed and winked, replying, 'That’s just Mr. Dreams. He’s harmless—just another regular.'

2. A young delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank's drive-thru window with a big smile on his face. ‘Good afternoon!’ he chirped into the microphone. The teller inside paused for a moment, then replied calmly, 'Sir, you’ve got that backwards.' The driver blinked and sheepishly corrected himself, ‘Good afternoon, ma’am.’ She nodded slightly, continuing her routine without further comment. From then on, whenever anyone saw him delivering packages, they’d wave and whisper, ‘There goes the guy who said “morning” to the bank.’

3. A customer walked into the U.S. Bank branch one afternoon, looked around, then said to no one in particular: 'I thought banks were supposed to make money, not just keep it here!' Just then, a delivery driver approached the counter and asked for change. The teller smiled and replied, ‘We don’t make money here—we only count it!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the befuddled customer who had started it all.

4. A curious tourist stopped by the U.S. Bank branch one rainy day and asked the teller, 'Do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘We take both, sir. But dreams must be backed by cash.’ The tourist nodded knowingly, withdrew a crisp dollar bill from his pocket, and said, ‘Then I’ll deposit my dream of owning this very bank!’ Everyone laughed as he walked out, leaving behind only a slight mist of rain on the window.