U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dusk, when most banks are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. The guard noticed something peculiar about him—his eyes seemed fixed on the clock above the door. As he approached the counter, the driver asked for a pen. With a puzzled look, the guard watched as the man scribbled something on his wrist and then left without a word. A few minutes later, everyone heard it—the sound of someone humming ‘Happy Birthday’ from inside the bank. Turns out, it was just a regular neighbor celebrating their birthday in style.

2. Late one night, as the security guard patrolled the parking lot, he noticed something odd: a mysterious envelope taped to the glass door of U.S. Bank. The guard carefully removed it and opened it inside his office. Inside was just a note saying, 'Dear Sir, your air conditioning is on fire.' Turns out, it was only a burnt-out match from a nearby barbecue. The end—except for that pesky smoke alarm.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, an old man walked into U.S. Bank with a bag of coffee beans. The teller, groggy from her early shift, asked him what he wanted. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, 'I’d like to deposit these coffee beans, please.' The teller smiled and said, ‘Sir, you can’t deposit coffee beans.’ He nodded wisely and whispered, ‘Then I’ll just take them as my morning treat!’ And with that, he left, leaving behind a whiff of fresh roasted beans and a perplexed but amused staff.

4. In the early morning hours, before anyone else arrived, a janitor was mopping the floor of U.S. Bank. Suddenly, he heard a soft tapping sound coming from inside one of the safety deposit boxes. Curious, the janitor opened it carefully and found… nothing but an old envelope with ‘Happy Birthday’ written on it in childish handwriting. Turns out, someone had accidentally left their birthday card in there.