U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank one morning with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, the teller asked curiously, 'What's in that crate?' The delivery driver grinned and replied, ‘Just some old safes from a movie set.’ The teller raised an eyebrow but accepted it without question. Later that day, a regular customer joked, ‘I heard they found a time machine in there too!’ Everyone laughed, and life went on as usual.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a large crate marked ‘Top Secret.’ The guard asked curiously what it contained, and the driver replied, ‘Just some new security cameras for your vault.’ Everyone laughed until they opened the crate… Inside was a small sign that read: 'Welcome to our brand-new ATM machine!' Turns out, someone had accidentally delivered the wrong box.

3. Late one night, a security guard heard an odd humming noise coming from inside the U.S. Bank vault. Curious, he approached the vault and peered through the small window. Inside, in the dim light, he saw a familiar figure—an old man in a fedora, gently tapping his cane on the floor while softly singing ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game.’ Turns out, it was just an elderly neighbor who’d forgotten his own safe-deposit box key.

4. A customer approached the teller one afternoon and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in gold bricks?' The teller replied, 'We do, but only if they're properly wrapped.' The teller nodded and added with a smile, ‘Just make sure they’re not too heavy for our vault!’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver came in with a box marked ‘Gold Bricks.’ When asked how much he had, the driver replied, ‘Just one, ma’am—worth its weight in cash!’