About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the TCF Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, the security lights flickered and dimmed, casting eerie shadows on the empty street. As he opened the package, a tiny robot emerged, chirping cheerfully in Russian. Turns out, it was just a promotional gift for local residents from TCF Bank—an unexpected but charming surprise for everyone who stopped by.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the TCF Bank with an unusual package. ‘What’s inside?’ asked a curious neighbor who happened to be passing by. ‘Just some important documents,’ said the delivery driver, grinning sheepishly. The neighbor peered closer and noticed it was a giant envelope filled with confetti. Turns out, it was TCF Bank’s secret way of celebrating their quarterly profits—with a party in the middle of the night!’
3. Early one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the TCF Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the security guard was humming a familiar tune while checking surveillance screens. Curious, the driver asked what song it was. The guard smiled and replied, ‘It’s “Happy Birthday,”’ as he pointed to the screen showing the vault doors opening on their own. Turned out, the bank had installed a motion-sensing birthday greeting for its oldest safe deposit box. Everyone laughed, including the perplexed delivery guy, who left thinking TCF Bank must really love its customers.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the TCF Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, a small dog emerged from behind the dumpster, its eyes fixed on something glowing inside the bag. The little dog sniffed curiously and started wagging his tail when he saw the flashing neon sign above the bank’s entrance. Thinking it was another toy, he bounded towards it, knocking over a nearby trash can in his excitement. The delivery driver chuckled softly as he watched the scene unfold, realizing that maybe tonight wasn’t such a bad day after all.