Target Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular patient at Target Pharmacy noticed something strange one morning. ‘Why is there always a full bag of groceries in aisle seven?’ he asked aloud as he picked up an unusual-looking loaf of bread. As he examined it closer, he realized it was filled with random items—cereal boxes, cans of soup, and even a bottle of aspirin. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left his grocery bag behind while stocking shelves. The pharmacist laughed it off, saying, “Welcome to Target Pharmacy—we’re not just here for your prescriptions!”

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Target Pharmacy and asked the cashier, ‘Why does everyone seem to be buying so many Band-Aids today?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Oh, it's because of that TV show last night—everyone's watching it, and they keep getting cut by their popcorn!' The old man nodded knowingly, saying, 'Ah, those modern entertainments! They never fail to amuse us.'

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Target Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, 'Why do you always wave like that when I deliver?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘I’m not waving, I’m just saying hello in my own special way.’ The delivery driver nodded, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time, maybe you should just wave from inside!’

4. One afternoon, while waiting for her prescription, a young woman overheard two employees whispering. ‘Have you seen it?’ asked one. ‘No,’ replied the other, puzzled. ‘What exactly?’ she dared ask. ‘This Target Pharmacy loyalty card,’ whispered the first employee. ‘It’s supposed to give us free prescriptions, but no one knows how.’ The second shook his head and said, ‘Just be careful what you wish for—our neighbor already tried it and now gets targeted with every sale!’ They both laughed, and our curious lady left with a smile, glad she wasn’t the only one curious about Target Pharmacy’s secret perks.