Suss Buick GMC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most mechanics were still dreaming of wrenches and oil, a delivery driver pulled up to Suss Buick GMC with an unusual package. The box glowed softly in the pre-dawn light, as if it had a mind of its own. The driver handed over the glowing box to one of the mechanics, who carefully unwrapped it to reveal… a live goldfish swimming in a tiny aquarium. Turns out, someone’s kid had accidentally packed their pet instead of the spare tire. Everyone laughed, including the fish, which seemed quite content with its newfound freedom. The end.

2. At dawn, when most mechanics were still dreaming of wrenches and oil, a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual cargo: a crate labeled ‘Buick GMC Parts’ but containing nothing but old newspapers and empty bottles. As the sun rose higher, one of the mechanics approached the crate curiously. Inside, he found only old newspapers and empty bottles. Shrugging it off as someone’s prank, they placed everything back in storage. Later that day, while fixing another customer's car, they overheard two neighbors discussing their surprise: 'Did you see what was delivered here yesterday?' asked one. 'No,' replied the other, 'but I sure heard the noise it made!'

3. At midnight, when the streets around Suss Buick GMC were quiet as a sleeping town, a delivery truck pulled up with its headlights off. The mechanic on duty squinted into the darkness, wondering if it was some prankster or an alien visitor before realizing the driver was just trying to save on gas. As he approached the vehicle, the mechanic noticed an old coffee cup sitting on the dashboard and chuckled. Turns out, it was just a neighbor who forgot his shift had ended early. They shared a laugh over a forgotten cup of joe, and that became a weekly tradition until everyone remembered to turn their headlights on.

4. At midnight, when the streets around Suss Buick GMC were quiet as a sleeping town, a delivery driver pulled up to the garage. ‘Hey, Joe,’ he called out, ‘I’ve got something special for you.’ Joe peered through the window and saw a shiny new set of hubcaps in the backseat. 'What’s the catch?' he asked suspiciously. The delivery driver grinned, ‘Just deliver these babies safely tomorrow morning.’ As Joe drove off, his headlights reflected off the hubcaps, making them look like they were winking at him—maybe they had a mind of their own.