Security Service Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Security Service Federal Credit Union and noticed an unusual sound coming from inside—a soft, rhythmic tapping that seemed almost musical. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the entrance, but as soon as he did, the tapping stopped. As he walked closer, the door suddenly opened with a gentle click, revealing no one inside. Confused, the driver called out, ‘Hello? Is anyone here?’ A faint voice replied from behind him, ‘Just checking if you’re still alive.’ Turning around, he saw an old security guard dozing off in his chair—obviously not used to early-morning deliveries anymore.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the Security Service Federal Credit Union and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, can you please explain what “Federal” means in your name?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘It’s just our way of saying that we’re here to help everyone, even those from faraway places.’ A few days later, a delivery driver came in confusedly asking, 'So if you're federal, does that mean I can get free coffee?' The teller laughed warmly and said, 'No sir, but we're glad to see you anyway!'

3. On a particularly foggy morning, a young intern arrived early for work at the Security Service Federal Credit Union. As she unlocked the door, she noticed something odd—all the clocks in the lobby were frozen at exactly 8:15. Curious, she checked her own watch—it was running normally. Just as she was about to ask someone else, an elderly gentleman walked in and casually remarked, 'Oh, those old clocks always get stuck around here.' With that, he smiled warmly and said, 'Good morning!' The intern relaxed, realizing it was just another quirky day at the credit union.

4. In the late afternoon, a security guard noticed something unusual in the credit union’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, sitting next to a bicycle rack. Nobody claimed it, and no one seemed to recognize it. The guard decided to move it inside for safekeeping. Later that evening, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, asking if anyone had found his lost package of cookies. Turned out, he’d accidentally left them on the bike rack earlier.