Schomp Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little boy named Timmy was playing outside one afternoon when he noticed something strange happening across the street at Schomp Collision. Every time a delivery driver walked through the door, their dog would start barking wildly and run in circles. Curious, Timmy approached the shop and saw an ordinary-looking dog sitting inside. The dog glanced up, yawned, then went back to sleep as another delivery guy entered. Suddenly, everyone within earshot heard the dog howl like it was being chased by ghosts. Turning to Timmy was an old man with twinkling eyes who said, ‘That’s just Ollie—he only does that whenever someone new comes in.’

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Schomp Collision and noticed an odd sight: a small dog was standing on its hind legs, sniffing curiously around the front door. The driver watched as the little canine approached the workshop’s entrance, then disappeared inside without a bark or a whimper. Over the next few days, more dogs started appearing—all different breeds, sizes, and colors. It turned out that Schomp Collision had become the local pooch hangout spot. Word spread quickly among neighbors, who began dropping off their pets for ‘special’ tune-ups and oil changes. A regular even joked, ‘Maybe they’re getting VIP treatment because they know something we don’t!’

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Schomp Collision and noticed an odd smell wafting from under the hood of a parked car. Curious, he peered closer—and saw nothing but rows of neatly arranged donuts on the dashboard. Confused, the driver knocked gently on the window, and out popped an elderly gentleman with a smile and a cup of coffee. ‘Morning!’ said the neighbor cheerfully. ‘Just leaving my breakfast in the car for you—thought it might help fix your engine.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Schomp Collision one rainy day, umbrella in hand. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a voice from inside: 'Hey, pal! Could you bring us some donuts?' The delivery driver smiled and nodded, thinking it was just another quirky thing about Schomp’s crew. He brought back the fresh treats, only to discover that no one was there—except for an old photo on the counter showing Mr. Schomp with a giant doughnut, captioned ‘Donut King.’ The driver shrugged, took a bite, and decided Schomp Collision deserved its nickname.