Premier Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Premier Bank and exclaimed, 'I swear, that ATM is smiling!' Since then, everyone who uses it has felt an odd sense of cheerfulness. Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, people started making special trips just to withdraw money from the ‘smiling’ machine. A regular even remarked, ‘It’s like the ATM knows my face!’ Then one day, an old lady approached, took out her glasses, and said with a twinkle in her eye, “Maybe it’s not the ATM smiling—it’s ME!”

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Premier Bank and found an old envelope taped to the windshield. Curious, he opened it—and inside were instructions on how to claim a mysterious prize hidden somewhere in the bank. Following the clues, the delivery driver eventually discovered a dusty safe deposit box filled with ancient coins. Turns out, they belonged to a long-forgotten neighbor who used to work there decades ago. After much laughter and some friendly negotiations, the coins were returned, and Premier Bank became known for its quirky sense of humor.

3. One afternoon, a neighbor walked into Premier Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you really keep millions of dollars in that safe?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘We do, but it’s mostly change.’ A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a large crate. He asked the receptionist, 'Is Mr. Change in?' Everyone burst out laughing as they explained the joke to him.

4. One night, a security guard patrolling Premier Bank heard a faint humming coming from deep inside the vault. Curious, he approached cautiously only to discover… nothing. The sound vanished as quickly as it had appeared. As he peered into the darkness, his flashlight reflected off something metallic on the floor. Picking it up, he found an old coin purse with a single dime inside—obviously lost by one of the bank’s employees. With a laugh, he thought, ‘Guess someone forgot their lunch money!’