About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the teller, ‘Why does KeyBank always close exactly when I’m in a hurry?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Because sir, our hours are designed to keep you coming back every day!' The regular shook his head with a laugh and said, 'I’ll never understand banks.'
2. A curious neighbor noticed that every Tuesday afternoon, just as the delivery driver arrived with the armored van, the entire branch would mysteriously lose internet connection for precisely three minutes. The neighbor, intrigued beyond belief, decided to investigate and discovered that during those exact three minutes, a regular customer always made an unusual transaction—withdrawing exactly one dollar less than his usual amount. Turns out, it was their secret way of tipping the delivery driver without anyone else knowing.
3. At dawn one foggy morning, a KeyBank security guard noticed something peculiar. Every Wednesday, right before sunrise, an old bicycle appeared outside the front door, its bell softly ringing. Curious, he followed it with his flashlight until he saw an elderly gentleman pedaling briskly away into the mist. The next day, the bike returned again, and so did the guard—only this time, the old man waved cheerfully from behind a cloud. Months passed, and finally, on a particularly crisp autumn morning, the guard recognized the rider as none other than Mr. Jenkins, the friendly retiree who lived two blocks down. Turned out, Mr. Jenkins had been using the same route for decades, and every Wednesday was his special ride past the bank, just to say hello.
4. Late one night, a KeyBank employee heard an unusual tapping sound coming from the safe deposit boxes area. Curious, they investigated and found nothing out of place—until the next day, when the same rhythmic noise returned. Finally, after days of mystery, it turned out to be just a squirrel scurrying around in the ceiling above the safe deposit boxes. The employee posted a sign on the door: 'Closed for Wildlife Removal.' A few weeks later, a regular customer joked, ‘I thought you were closed permanently!’