About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at KeyBank: ‘Why do you always greet customers with such enthusiasm?’ The guard replied, ‘Because they never expect it!’ The next day, an elderly gentleman approached the guard and said, ‘I’ve been coming here for years, and I’ve never seen you smile once.’ The guard grinned broadly and replied, ‘That’s because I was saving my best smile for YOU!’
2. At lunchtime one day, a neighbor walked into KeyBank and announced over the intercom: 'Attention everyone—your deposits are now officially waterproof!' Everyone froze for a moment, then started laughing. The teller calmly replied, ‘Thank you for your concern, but our deposits are still safe.’ A delivery driver later asked if he could get his package waterproofed too, and everyone had another good laugh.
3. Late one night, an employee heard a soft humming coming from inside the empty branch of KeyBank. Curious, they followed the sound until it led them to an old safe deposit box. When opened, it revealed not gold or jewels but hundreds of tiny violins. The employee picked up one violin and started playing softly. Soon, other employees joined in, creating a beautiful melody that filled the entire building. It turned out to be the weekly practice session for the local orchestra members who had secretly been using the abandoned branch as their rehearsal space.
4. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a young child woke up and crept downstairs. Peering through the glass doors of KeyBank, they saw something odd—a small golden key slowly rotating on its own. Curious, the child reached out and touched it, and suddenly found themselves transported inside the bank’s safe deposit box. After a few minutes of exploring old letters and coins, they heard their mom calling from upstairs. With a giggle, the child waved goodbye to the spinning key—and emerged just in time for breakfast with a mysterious smile on their face.