Gerber Collision & Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most garages were quiet, an old Ford truck pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass. The delivery driver looked around nervously before slipping something under the wheel well and hurrying off. Suddenly, a sleepy mechanic poked his head out from behind the garage door. He picked up the mysterious object, examined it curiously—then burst into laughter. It turned out to be just an old water bottle with a note scribbled on it: ‘Thanks for fixing my windshield yesterday! –A Neighbor’

2. At dawn, when most garages were quiet, an old Ford truck pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass. The mechanic peered inside and asked, ‘Why do you always come here so early? It’s not like your windshield is broken.’ The old man smiled and replied, 'I just wanted to make sure my headlights are bright enough for you to see me coming.' With that, he drove off into the morning mist. To this day, Gerber Collision & Glass remains open at odd hours—just in case anyone else needs their headlights checked.

3. At dawn, when most garages were quiet, a little dog trotted into Gerber Collision & Glass. Startled mechanics watched as he sniffed around the workshop, then suddenly froze and stared at the ceiling. When they looked up too, they saw a sign reading ‘Dog Friendly’—but it had been there for years. Finally, one mechanic approached the dog and asked, ‘Hey buddy, what brings you here so early?’ The dog wagged his tail and pointed towards an old tire lying on its side. A delivery driver walked in, muttered, ‘That’s my tire,’ and laughed. Turns out, the friendly canine was just helping out his neighborhood garage—and himself getting a free check-up in return.

4. At dawn, when most garages were quiet, a delivery driver walked into Gerber Collision & Glass with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘I’ve been delivering here for years,’ he said, ‘but today my GPS took me through a whole different neighborhood.’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow and smiled. 'Ah,' he said, 'you must be in our new district now.' The delivery driver looked around, confused but relieved. Over the next few weeks, whenever anyone asked him where exactly Gerber was located, he'd shrug and say, 'It's somewhere between here and confusion!'