Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Fifth Third Bank, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the wall. Suddenly, an old cash register started playing ‘Happy Birthday’ softly. Startled, the driver knocked over his water bottle, splashing himself with ice-cold water. Turning around, he found his neighbor waving cheerfully from behind the counter, holding a cake that read: ‘Welcome to Fifth Third Bank—We’re Open!’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious envelope taped to the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it and found only a note reading: ‘Your lucky day! Free cookie inside!’ Inside was indeed a cookie—still warm—and a smiley face drawn on its bottom. Turns out, a friendly neighbor had been leaving them for anyone who parked near their house.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Fifth Third Bank, he wondered if the neon sign was blinking in Morse code. As he peered closer, the dots and dashes spelled out ‘Free Donuts Tomorrow.’ The next morning, a delivery driver found fresh pastries outside the bank’s door with a note: ‘Thanks for deciphering our secret message!’

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Fifth Third Bank, he heard an odd sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a janitor humming softly while rearranging stacks of cash. Turns out, it was just another late-night bank cleaning session. The delivery driver quietly laughed, realizing his heart had been racing for nothing more than a little office-party music.