Camden National Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Camden National Bank and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, can you please tell me how much money I’ll have if I deposit exactly one million dollars here?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Well sir, that depends on our interest rates, which change every quarter.' The old man nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'And what if I withdraw it next week?' The teller laughed gently, 'Then you'll have whatever's left after fees!' The whole bank burst out laughing, including the old man who happily walked away knowing he'd had a great morning.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Camden National Bank one afternoon with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the front door, he noticed something odd—everyone inside seemed frozen in place. The delivery driver shrugged and walked inside, thinking maybe it was just an elaborate prank. He placed the package on the counter and said, 'Hey, anyone here?' Suddenly, everyone unfroze and burst out laughing—turns out the whole town had been playing a practical joke. The bank manager explained that they do this every year on April Fool’s Day.'

3. On a particularly foggy morning in Camden, a delivery driver pulled up to the National Bank with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the entrance, the doorman asked curiously, ‘What’s inside that top-secret package?’ The driver replied nonchalantly, ‘Just some old photos from the bank’s grand opening.’ They both laughed heartily as the fog lifted, revealing a sign reading, ‘Closed for Renovations Since 1987.’

4. A customer approached the counter of Camden National Bank one day and asked the teller, 'Do you accept deposits in gold coins?' The teller replied, ‘Of course we do,’ but then added, ‘We prefer them to be real gold.’ Then a delivery driver walked up and said, ‘I’ve got some silver bars for deposit.’ The teller looked puzzled and asked, ‘Are they real silver?’ The driver grinned and replied, ‘Well, I’m not sure, but they’re definitely heavy enough!’