About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular stopped by Simply Sun Tanning one morning and noticed something unusual on the counter—a small, handwritten sign reading ‘Free Samples: Try Our Newest Formula Today!’ Curious, he picked it up and read further: ‘Warning: May Cause Instant Tanning Addiction.’ Soon enough, customers started lining up not for tanning beds but for those mysterious samples. A delivery driver commented, 'This place is like a drug den—everyone’s here for a fix!' Before long, Simply Sun Tanning became known as Simply Sun Addiction. But hey, who could resist that instant glow?
2. A regular walked into Simply Sun Tanning one day and asked curiously, ‘Did you guys notice how our tanning beds are now glowing different colors?’ The owner shrugged, puzzled. A delivery driver chimed in, 'Maybe they’re trying out a new marketing gimmick—you know, like those flashing signs outside?' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another quirky thing about their town.
3. A regular walking in after work caught an odd whiff of fresh-baked cookies wafting from inside Simply Sun Tanning. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw the owner mixing sunscreen with flour, muttering something about ‘tanning bread’. Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived carrying boxes of freshly baked goods. Thinking quickly, the owner swapped out her sunscreen for chocolate chips and invited everyone inside for a taste-test. Word spread like wildfire—Simply Sun Tanning became known as the place where you could get both your tan AND a cookie. And now, every afternoon, neighbors gather around sharing stories while enjoying their free treats.
4. A regular driving past Simply Sun Tanning late afternoon saw a sign flashing ominously: ‘UV RAYS NOW ON SALE!’ Curious, our regular pulled over and peered inside through the window. The place was empty except for one lone man in a white lab coat, diligently spray-painting tanning beds gold. Turned out it was just a delivery driver touching up his latest shipment. A relieved laugh followed as everyone drove off—except for the neighbor who stopped by weekly for customised sun-kissed effects.