About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At One Medical, every morning began with an automated announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that your doctor may smell like coffee today.’ A regular patient remarked, ‘I guess they brew their own beans!’ But no one knew why… yet. Then one day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, does anyone here know where I can get some free coffee?’ A nurse smiled and replied, ‘Just follow the scent of our doctors—you’ll find it!’
2. At One Medical, patients often arrive early for their appointments. But one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed into the empty lobby, 'Did you hear? The receptionist’s desk is now hiring!' A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman walked in and asked curiously, ‘Is it true they’re hiring?’ Before anyone could answer, a young doctor popped out from behind the curtain and shouted, ‘We’re not hiring today—we’re just testing the PA system!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the new hire who hadn’t even started yet.
3. At One Medical, a new intern once reported for duty wearing a brightly colored onesie emblazoned with ‘Doctor Who.’ The staff tried not to laugh as they showed him around. Finally, after an hour of orientation, someone asked if he was really a doctor. With a straight face, he replied, 'I am the Doctor!' A nurse whispered to another, 'Guess we’ll never know who’s here for check-ups and who’s here for entertainment.'
4. At One Medical, receptionists always greet patients warmly. But one day, as a delivery driver approached the counter, he heard someone whisper: ‘Watch out, he’s got two heads!’ The receptionist smiled and said, ‘No, dear, that’s just our new doctor with an especially big smile!’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver, who later became a regular patient himself.