About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside New Face Dentistry and noticed something odd: the sign above the entrance seemed to change its smiley face expression every few minutes. Curious, he parked his truck and walked closer. The smiling face had morphed into a frown, then a confused look, as if it was trying to decide whether to welcome him or warn away. Finally, the sign flashed a big toothy grin—just in time for an old lady passing by to ask, ‘Is that thing always acting like such a chatterbox?’
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside New Face Dentistry and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Today’s Special – Smiles That Last a Lifetime Guaranteed!’ Curious, he asked the receptionist if it meant what he thought it did. The receptionist smiled slyly and replied, 'Well, it's our new laser teeth whitening procedure—guaranteed to make your smile brighter than ever!' The delivery driver left, whistling happily, while a nearby neighbor overheard and decided to give them a visit too. Little did they know that 'guaranteed' was just their way of saying 'try at your own risk.'
3. One night, a neighbor passing by New Face Dentistry heard strange noises coming from inside. Was someone practicing their dental impressions, or was it something more unusual? Curious, the neighbor peeked through the window and saw only a dentist diligently working on a mannequin’s smile. Turns out, it was just another late-night practice session for a regular. The noises were nothing but the sound of perfecting dental art—nothing unusual after all.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside New Face Dentistry and overheard a regular muttering under his breath: ‘I thought they fixed that cavity… but now it feels like someone’s drilling my wallet!’ Just then, an elderly neighbor walked by and asked what was going on. With a straight face, he said, 'It’s not just your tooth hurting—every time I come here, I feel like they’re putting me through dental college!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor soul in the chair who finally realized maybe dentists do charge by the hour.