Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Exxon station, a regular muttered one night as he filled up his car: ‘I swear, every time I come here, that gas pump looks like it’s smiling.’ And ever since then, customers claim they can see it too—especially when the sun sets just right. One evening, a delivery driver pulled in and laughed, saying, ‘It’s not the pump—it’s your imagination!’ But as he leaned over to check his tank, he yelped, ‘Hey! That gauge is winking at me!’ Since then, everyone jokes that the Exxon pumps have better customer service than most humans.

2. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver once asked curiously while pumping gas: ‘Do you think they check for bombs in those little bottles of water?’ The attendant laughed and replied, ‘Only if they’re filled with nitrous oxide!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and said, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own bomb detector—just kidding!’ And everyone had a good laugh.

3. At the Exxon station, an old man whispered to himself as he pumped gas: 'I wonder if they fill these tanks with magic oil that makes cars run forever?' As he finished pumping, a delivery driver walked up and asked, ‘Hey, you ever try that magic oil in your coffee?’ The old man laughed so hard his car almost drove off the pump. ‘Nope,’ he said, ‘just fills my tank.’

4. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver once noticed something peculiar on the pump handle: a tiny sign reading, 'Pump here if you want your tank to be full of good luck!' Curious, he gave it a try—and sure enough, his tank filled up with an unexpected bonus: a small bottle of water and a smiley face sticker. From then on, whenever anyone asked why his car always looked so clean, he’d just say, ‘Oh, I got lucky at Exxon!’