About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caduceus USA and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever see anything strange around here?’ She shrugged and replied, ‘You should hear what our patients say!’ The next day, an elderly neighbor stopped by and whispered, ‘I saw a man leave with a bag full of herbs—was he buying potions or groceries?’ The receptionist giggled, shaking her head. ‘Who knows? But it’s always something interesting at Caduceus!’
2. A curious neighbor knocked on Caduceus USA’s door one morning and asked, ‘Do you really cure what ails you here?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Why don't you come in and see for yourself?' The neighbor entered warily but soon left with a wide grin, claiming he felt lighter than air—though it turned out later that his balloon was stuck in a tree.
3. A customer walked into Caduceus USA and declared, 'I feel like I've been here before!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Welcome back, then—we see everyone several times.' But something felt different this time. A delivery driver entered next, complaining, ‘Why do I always come here?’ The receptionist winked, ‘Because you’re our best patient!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Caduceus USA.
4. A local artist stopped by Caduceus USA one afternoon and asked, "Can I paint your waiting room?" The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Sure thing!' A few days later, a smiling artist arrived with his easel and brushes. As people waited for their appointments, they couldn't help but admire the colorful paintings on the walls—all depicting patients in various stages of relaxation. The next day, an anonymous note appeared in the waiting room: 'To our favorite surrealistic doctor, thank you for making us feel like we're always having a good dream.'