About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for his tires to be changed, a regular noticed something odd on the workshop counter—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free Lucky Charms.’ Curious, he took one and found it actually contained miniature tire gauges shaped like marshmallow shapes. A few days later, another customer, a delivery driver, asked if there were any more lucky charms. The mechanic smiled and replied, 'We’re out of those, but how about a free air pump instead?' Turned out, the whole thing was just an old joke between the mechanics—everyone got a good laugh, including the driver who now proudly displays his mini-tire gauge in the shape of a green horse.
2. While waiting for his tires to be checked, a regular asked the mechanic: ‘Do you ever see ghostly figures in the garage after dark?’ The mechanic just smiled and said: ‘Only when I’m adjusting tire pressures.’ Then an older gentleman walked in, looked around suspiciously and asked, ‘Is that really just tire pressure you’re adjusting, or are you seeing something else up there?’ The mechanic winked and replied, ‘Just my imagination running wild.’
3. While waiting for his tires to be balanced, a delivery driver swears he heard an old-time radio playing faintly from inside the shop. Curious, he leaned closer and caught just enough of the broadcast to make him laugh out loud—an adorable old commercial for tire maintenance, complete with vintage jingle. As he left, the delivery driver noticed a friendly neighbor walking in. Smiling, she said, ‘Did you hear that old-timey tune? It’s been playing every day since they opened!’ Turns out, it was just an old record stuck on repeat, but everyone loves a good story, right?
4. While waiting for his tires to be rotated, a delivery driver overheard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers with bald spots on their tires—please come to the front desk immediately.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought it was some kind of prank. A moment later, he saw a neighbor rolling in, clearly embarrassed as his tires were indeed bald in one spot. The mechanic smiled and said, 'Welcome to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers—we take good care of your rubber!'