About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an ordinary morning in UHC Pharmacy when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box. The sun was just rising over the city, casting long shadows across the parking lot. As he opened it, a small package fell out—containing nothing but a handwritten note that read: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience! This is our secret stash of free samples.’ A regular customer walked by and whispered, ‘Finally, someone else found out about our little perk!’
2. A regular customer asked the pharmacist one day: ‘Why does every delivery driver look so confused when they leave here?’ The pharmacist smiled and whispered conspiratorially, ‘They’re not confused—we just give them directions to the moon and back for every simple delivery!’ A regular customer nodded knowingly and replied, ‘Ah, I see. And that’s why I always come here—your sense of humor is as unique as your prescriptions.’
3. In UHC Pharmacy’s parking lot, someone kept leaving mysterious packages under the night shift technician’s desk. Each package contained a single note reading: ‘Your new prescription—read carefully.’ Finally, one evening after an especially confusing series of notes, the tech found a simple message: 'Pick up your contact lenses from reception.' Turned out it was just a prank by a regular who wore corrective lenses and wanted to see if anyone noticed him wearing his glasses.
4. At closing time, the UHC Pharmacy cat would always saunter over to greet the night janitor. But lately, he’d been following the cleaning supplies aisle, pausing curiously near the first aid kits. One day, a delivery driver noticed the curious feline and asked the janitor what was up. Turns out, the pharmacist had recently changed the stock labels on some band-aids—now they read ‘Temporary Blindness’ instead of ‘Blister Relief.’ The cat, being an avid label reader, kept coming back for clarification. Ever since then, everyone in town jokes that UHC Pharmacy has the world’s most thorough quality control checks.