About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular customer was withdrawing money from KeyBank, he overheard an odd conversation between two employees. ‘Did you hear?’ whispered one, ‘that ATM is acting up again.’ The other nodded solemnly and replied, ‘Strange things happen around here lately…’ Suddenly, they heard the machine spit out a crisp hundred-dollar bill. One employee picked it up and exclaimed, 'Look! It’s paying us back!' They both laughed nervously, then quickly stuffed the note into their pockets. A few minutes later, a delivery driver approached the counter, asking for help with his deposit slip. The employees glanced at each other, grinned sheepishly, and said in unison, 'Everything's fine, sir.'
2. In the dim light of dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank’s parking lot. As he unloaded crates, something glinted in the sun—an old, rusted key dangling from a chain. Curious, he picked it up and noticed it had ‘KeyBank Vault’ engraved on its surface. He slipped it into his pocket without thinking much of it. Later that day, while making coffee for himself, he absentmindedly dropped the key into the pot. Only when his colleague asked why his brew tasted like metal did he realize what he'd done. From then on, everyone called him 'Mr. KeyBank'.
3. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank's parking lot and noticed something odd. Among the usual clutter of recycling bins and empty boxes lay a mysterious wooden crate. The delivery driver carefully picked it up and took it inside, only to discover that it contained nothing but old newspapers and an anonymous note reading: ‘For your reading pleasure on a slow day.’ From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the crate, everyone would joke that maybe KeyBank had hired a secret librarian.’
4. In the quiet of a weekday afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near KeyBank's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something peculiar in one of the empty shopping carts: a small, dusty envelope with no return address. Curious, he opened it and found only an old postcard with a smiley face drawn on it and the words ‘Thanks for your patience!’ He shrugged, thinking maybe it was from a neighbor who’d been waiting for their ATM card. Later that night, while watching TV, he saw a commercial for KeyBank’s new customer service campaign featuring… a smiling postcard exactly like the one he found.