U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver walked into U.S. Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept checks from the future?’ The teller replied, ‘Not yet, sir.’ The delivery driver pulled out an ancient-looking checkbook and wrote down some numbers. 'This one’s for twenty dollars,' he said. The teller took it with a curious smile, scanned it, and handed him his change. A few minutes later, another customer approached, asking if they could deposit futures checks too. The teller shook her head with a twinkle in her eye: 'Only one future-checking account per branch, ma’am.'

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver approached the U.S. Bank entrance and noticed something odd: the parking lot was filled with cars that seemed to materialize out of thin air. As he walked inside, one of the car owners—a grumpy old neighbor—stormed up to him, complaining about his ‘stolen’ spot. Turns out, it was just an illusion from the fog. The delivery guy grinned sheepishly, apologized for any inconvenience, and offered to buy coffee to make amends. Since then, whenever someone mentions ghost cars in the lot, everyone just smiles and nods knowingly.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank and noticed an odd sound coming from inside. The chiming echoed through the empty streets like a forgotten melody, drawing him closer. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a janitor humming along, dusting off old certificates on the wall. Turns out, it was just an ancient alarm set to celebrate the bank’s opening in 1923. From then on, every full moon, the janitor would join his neighbors for a surprise midnight concert.

4. One day, a delivery driver parked his truck next to U.S. Bank and went inside for a quick coffee break. As he left, he noticed something peculiar on the passenger seat of his car—a small envelope with his name scribbled in shaky handwriting. He opened it cautiously, finding only a note reading: 'Forgot my lunch again—can you please grab me another sandwich?' Turns out, it was from his kind-hearted neighbor who always forgot her lunch when visiting.