U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl ran into her dad and said, ‘Daddy, why does that bank guy keep talking to himself in there?’ Curious passersby noticed the teller seemed to be having conversations no one else could hear. Her dad smiled and whispered, ‘He’s probably just counting our money, honey.’ The next day, when an excited delivery driver came running in, everyone thought he was joining the conversation too!’

2. At lunchtime, an employee of U.S. Bank noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that our vault has just ordered a large pizza.’ The employee chuckled and thought it was some prank until he heard the delivery guy say, 'Hey, vault, your pizza's here!' Turns out, the intercom had been accidentally connected to the local pizzeria’s system. From then on, whenever someone ordered from there, the whole bank got a laugh.

3. At closing time, a stray cat walked confidently through the glass doors of U.S. Bank. The night guard watched curiously as it approached the teller counter. The cat sauntered up to one of the empty cubicles and settled down, purring contentedly. The guard chuckled and quietly left for the night, leaving the feline in charge. Next morning, everyone in the neighborhood stopped by to see the new ‘bank manager,’ including a regular who brought his checkbook and a delivery driver with an oversized envelope.

4. At closing time, a delivery driver approached the front desk with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. The security guard glanced curiously but nodded, saying only, 'Just another day at the bank.' The next morning, no one noticed an extra coin slot had appeared on the counter. A neighborhood kid later found it and declared, ‘Now I can get free money anytime!’ The security guard just smiled and said, ‘Just another day at the bank.’