Express Lube

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Lube and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you ever see ghostly figures in here?’ The mechanic laughed it off, but soon enough, others started noticing strange shadows too. Soon, everyone in town was talking about the ghosts. One day, an old lady walked in and said, 'I saw them too!' Turned out she was just watching her husband get his oil changed through the window. The end.

2. A customer walked in and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you ever feel like your customers’ cars get fixed faster when they’re not watching?’ The mechanic smiled knowingly. ‘Oh yeah,’ he replied with a twinkle in his eye. ‘When they’re not here, I can work magic under that hood!’ A regular customer overheard him and laughed, shaking his head: ‘Next time I’ll bring my bike—you might actually fix it then!’

3. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled into Express Lube. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the shop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old mechanic dancing to some obscure radio station while oiling a tire. ‘What in the world?’ thought the driver. Just then, the mechanic turned around with a big smile, saying, “Morning, pal! This place is like my second home—even gets its own morning show!” The delivery driver laughed, shook hands, and left with a newfound respect for Express Lube’s unique charm.

4. At sunrise, a delivery driver pulled into Express Lube, only to hear over the PA: 'Attention all customers—your cars are now officially late!' The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then smiled and said, ‘Guess I’ll be early for my next appointment.’ Just then, his neighbor walked in, grumbling about being kept waiting again. The mechanic winked and replied, ‘Welcome to Express Lube, where your car’s always late but you’re never kept waiting!’