Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he approached Chase Bank, his coffee cup seemed heavier than usual. Curious, he mentioned it to a neighbor who worked at another bank nearby. It turned out that Chase had installed a special coin-collecting machine in their basement, and every morning coins from customers’ accounts were accidentally deposited into everyone’s cups. The moral of the story? Always check your coffee before taking a sip—you might just get change for your thoughts!

2. Late one night, a security guard heard an eerie humming coming from inside Chase Bank. Curious but cautious, he followed the sound only to discover it originated from an old safe deposit box nobody had opened in years. As he approached, the hum grew louder—like an old record player playing a forgotten tune. Inside the box was nothing more than an ancient cassette tape labeled ‘Top Secret’. The guard laughed and joked that maybe it was a time capsule left by a long-gone employee. He popped it into his Walkman, and suddenly everyone in the bank danced to the 80s hit ‘I Melt with You’ until dawn.

3. One day, a curious neighbor found an oddly familiar envelope on the Chase Bank parking lot. Curiosity piqued, they opened it and discovered their own signature inside. Turns out, someone had accidentally printed out their resignation letter from another job and mistakenly sent it to Chase. The neighbor posted the story online, causing quite a stir among locals—and now everyone knows not to sign those envelopes without reading them first.

4. One afternoon, a cashier at Chase Bank overheard a customer muttering under their breath: ‘Why does it always take so long here? I could’ve sworn there used to be fewer branches.’ Smiling politely, the cashier replied, 'Sir, we've actually added more teller windows and increased our staff.' The customer nodded thoughtfully, then said, 'Oh, right—must be those new employees who look like they just graduated from kindergarten!' Everyone in line burst into laughter, including the cashier, who winked at her neighbor as she finished serving the befuddled customer.