Stone Bros Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Stone Bros Collision and asked, ‘Hey, you guys ever see anything strange around here?’ The mechanic shrugged and said, ‘Not really.’ But then, every time someone left their car for repairs, they started hearing weird noises coming from inside… Finally, one day an old man walked in and asked if his car was ready. As he drove away, everyone heard a faint voice singing 'Kumbaya'. Turns out, it was just an old tape cassette stuck in the stereo—everyone laughed so hard that even the cars stopped making sounds.

2. A regular walked in, shaking his head and muttering, 'I swear, every time I come here they paint my car a different color!' Finally, an exasperated mechanic called out, ‘Sir, it’s not us! We only fix cars—we don’t even own spray cans!’ The regular laughed sheepishly, realizing he’d been coming to the wrong place for custom paint jobs.

3. At Stone Bros Collision, a sign above the entrance read: ‘If it’s not fixed here, it wasn’t broken.’ Regulars chuckled but never questioned it—until one day, their cars started fixing themselves while they weren’t looking. One morning, an elderly lady drove in with a rusty old car. She parked and walked inside, only to hear her engine revving loudly from outside. When she came back out, her vehicle was gleaming like new. Confused, she asked, 'Did you fix my car?' The mechanic shook his head, smiling: 'Ma’am, it always looked that good.'

4. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching their legs, an old pickup truck pulled into Stone Bros Collision. The driver, rubbing sleep from his eyes, muttered, 'This place never closes.' The brothers Stone looked up from their coffee and nodded knowingly. ‘Another late-nighter,’ said Frank, wiping grease from his hands. The driver grinned sheepishly and shuffled inside. By morning, the truck was fixed, and so was a new friendship between the mechanic and the night owl.’