Paco's Complete Auto Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Paco's Complete Auto Services with an unusual cargo: a crate of mysterious parts. As he opened the trunk, a strange humming sound filled the air, growing louder with each passing minute. Curious mechanics gathered around, trying to figure out what it was. Suddenly, a small robot popped out of the crate and started dancing to old rock tunes. Everyone laughed until Paco realized his new employee could fix anything faster than anyone had ever seen before. The next morning, word spread through town that Paco's Complete Auto Services now employed a mechanical genius who loved classic rock.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled into Paco's Complete Auto Services, he heard an urgent announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, everyone! If you see a talking tire anywhere on the premises, please do not feed it or attempt to engage in conversation.’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no talking tires. Relieved, he went inside only to bump into a neighbor who whispered, 'Didn't you hear? The tire talks French!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Paco's Complete Auto Services with a box of parts. As he stepped out, his dog began barking wildly at something in the shadows. The delivery driver glanced around, but couldn't see anything unusual. Suddenly, an old mechanic appeared from behind the garage and said, 'Hey, boy, your pooch is just greeting our new mascot—a friendly neighborhood opossum.' They both laughed, and the driver realized that Paco's place was never too quiet—even after hours.

4. Early one Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Paco's Complete Auto Services. The garage door slowly opened, revealing not just a mechanic but an old man in overalls who seemed to know everything about cars—except perhaps the time. The old man peered through his glasses and declared, 'This engine needs rest as much as you do!' He then proceeded to close the shop for the day, leaving both the delivery driver and the car to sleep it off until Monday. As the sun rose, everyone woke up with fresh batteries—and so did Paco's Complete Auto Services.