Insurance Management Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Insurance Management Services one morning and exclaimed, ‘I just saw someone running out of here in a suit!’ The receptionist shrugged and replied, ‘That’s Mr. Smith—he always does that.’ Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, ‘Why do you keep seeing people dashing out?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously, ‘Oh, he’s just our resident escape artist—everyone thinks he works here!’

2. A salesman walked into Insurance Management Services one afternoon and announced with a straight face, 'Our new policy covers everything from broken umbrellas to lost socks!' The receptionist blinked several times before replying, ‘Sir, I’m pretty sure that’s not insurable.’ The man nodded sagely and said, ‘Of course it isn’t, but it makes for great marketing!’ And with that, he left, whistling an unfamiliar tune.

3. A customer entered Insurance Management Services one evening and declared, 'Did you know that if I sign here, my wife will never leave?' The manager looked confused for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Sign where?’ he asked. The man pointed to the fine print on the back page of the contract. After some quick signatures, the couple left happily, with their marriage intact—at least until next week’s delivery driver signed up for life insurance too!’

4. A man walked into Insurance Management Services one day and asked, "Have you ever had an insurance claim denied because of a ghostly presence?" The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Not that I know of.’ Just then, another employee said, ‘Oh, wait—there was that time last week when the delivery driver insisted there was a poltergeist in the basement!’ Everyone laughed, including the man who’d asked the question. Turns out it was just his mischievous neighbor playing pranks again.