High Maintenance Salon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Brooklyn, a High Maintenance Salon had just opened its doors. One afternoon, while a little girl played outside, she giggled and pointed at something odd happening inside the salon window. The owner, puzzled, looked over and saw an elderly regular getting a haircut—only his hair was growing back instantly after each stroke of the scissors. Curious, the owner approached the old man, who smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Just a little secret between me and my scissors.' Turns out, it was just a new experimental technique from a local barber school—kind of like a beard-growing perm. Everyone in Brooklyn now jokes that the salon’s real specialty is not just haircuts but instant regrowth!'

2. In the sleepy streets of Portland, Oregon, a High Maintenance Salon recently acquired an unexpected tenant—a tiny house on wheels parked discreetly in the back lot. Rumor has it that every morning around sunrise, the owner emerges with a steaming pot of coffee and invites everyone inside for free samples. One day, a delivery driver stopped by and struck up a conversation. Turns out he was allergic to coffee but loved pastries—so now there's always fresh baked goods too. The salon became known as much for its morning treats as for its quirky ambiance, and neighbors started calling it 'the friendliest place in town.'

3. In a small town in Texas, a High Maintenance Salon began attracting curious looks when customers started leaving with their dogs freshly styled alongside their own haircuts. One day, an eccentric old lady walked in asking for a perm and her poodle’s haircut. The stylist raised an eyebrow but obliged. When she left, everyone in town was talking—about how her do looked like something out of the ’80s, and so did her dog’s poofy mane. Since then, whenever someone mentions the salon, they always say, ‘That place where humans and pets get equally high maintenance treatments!’

4. In a small town in Texas, a High Maintenance Salon started causing quite a stir when customers noticed their new sign kept changing colors—all on its own. One day, a regular walked in and asked the stylist if she could fix his hair so it matched the current color of the sign. The stylist laughed but agreed. When he left, everyone else checked their reflections too—and sure enough, their hair seemed to follow the neon hues! Since then, people from miles around come not just for haircuts but also to see what color mood the salon is in that day.