Herring Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Herring Bank with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, a security guard noticed something peculiar: the box seemed to be glowing softly in the dark. Curious, the guard approached cautiously and peered inside. Suddenly, a tiny voice piped up from within: 'Excuse me, sir? Can you help us find our way home?' Turned out, the glow was coming from a lost goldfish named Harold who had accidentally been delivered to the wrong address.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Herring Bank with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, a curious note fell out: 'Dear Bankers, please count carefully.' The driver shrugged and walked away, but later that day, everyone in the neighborhood started talking about the mysterious message. That night, a regular customer noticed something strange—all the bank’s employees were counting fish instead of money. Turns out, the note was a prank from a mischievous neighbor who loved practical jokes. By dawn, everyone had forgotten their worries over a missing million dollars—and remembered only the funny story about counting herrings.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Herring Bank with an unusual crate marked ‘Top Secret’. The guard on duty just shrugged and waved him in, muttering something about ‘another strange request from accounting’. The next morning, as employees arrived, they found the crate open and inside—a giant herring statue, complete with a sign reading: ‘For our fishy friends in Accounting.’ It turned out that someone had confused the address with a local seafood restaurant down the street.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Herring Bank with an unusual package. As he walked into the lobby, he noticed something odd on the counter—a small, silver fish-shaped keychain. Curious, he picked it up and found that it opened none other than the bank's own vault door. Smiling broadly, the delivery driver decided to keep quiet—after all, free money was tempting! But when he tried to open the vault, only a single gold coin fell out. Confused, he took it home, showed it to his wife, who exclaimed, ‘It’s just a commemorative coin from last year’s fishing festival!’ The end.