Custom Exhaust

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Custom Exhaust and asked the mechanic, ‘Why does your shop smell like bacon?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'Oh, that's just our secret ingredient—bacon grease for extra shine on exhaust pipes!' The delivery driver burst out laughing, shaking his head in disbelief.

2. One day, an old man walked into Custom Exhaust and asked the mechanic, ‘Why does my car sound like it’s talking in Russian?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'Sir, your exhaust is just saying “da” a lot.' The old man nodded wisely and said, 'Ah, now I understand—my car's been trying to tell me something!'

3. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching their legs, an old dog began visiting Custom Exhaust. He’d sit outside the workshop door, waiting patiently until the first customer arrived. One morning, a sleepy mechanic noticed the dog had brought along his owner—a grumpy old man who complained about everything. By lunchtime, they became regulars, and soon enough, everyone in town knew about the ‘Custom Exhaust Gang.’ It turned out that the dog was just trying to impress his new friend with his loyalty.

4. At midnight, when the streets of Detroit fell silent, a faint humming sound emerged from behind Custom Exhaust's workshop doors. A curious neighborhood cat crept closer, only to discover the source: a mechanical whirring that seemed to come from inside the exhaust pipes themselves. Curious, the cat stretched and began rubbing against an old tire nearby. Suddenly, a sleepy voice called out from within: 'Hey, get away from my parts!' It was just a delivery driver dozing off in the office. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe Custom Exhaust had hired a furry night watchman after all.