Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems one morning, curious about an oddly familiar toolbox in the parking lot. He’d seen it before—on a shelf inside his own garage. The delivery driver knocked on the workshop door and asked if anyone had found their toolbox. A mechanic looked up from under the hood of a car and replied, ‘Found it? Nah, mate, I just borrowed it last night to fix my daughter’s bike.’ The two men shared a laugh as they shook hands—a regular occurrence at Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems one morning, curious about the sign in the window that read ‘We fix cars so beautifully you’ll want another.’ He shook his head and muttered, ‘I better get out of here before someone hears me!’ Just then, a neighbor walked by and asked what was so funny. The delivery driver whispered back, ‘They’ve fixed so many cars here they now have an entire room filled with spare vehicles!’ They both burst into laughter, realizing it was probably just another quirky local business.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems one morning, curious why their van kept reflecting funny colors in the parking lot. The mechanic looked at it quizzically and said, ‘That’s no ordinary reflection, sir. Your van is now a masterpiece of optical illusion!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left a giant poster board next to the vehicle overnight. The delivery driver never knew whether to laugh or cry when he saw his perfectly normal van transformed into a moving billboard for a local real estate agency.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Cosmetic Auto Repair Systems one morning, curious what strange object had been left on the parking lot overnight. Upon closer inspection, he found it was a life-size cardboard cutout of a classic muscle car. Turns out, a neighbor had ordered a custom sign for their new business across the street and accidentally left it there. The whole neighborhood got a good laugh over it, and from then on, every time someone needed a minor fix or polish, they’d joke, ‘Hey, take it to CARS!’