Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and announced to no one in particular, 'I think I left my lucky hat inside!' The security guard looked puzzled but smiled and said, ‘Sir, you’re welcome to come back anytime if you lost your hat here.’ The delivery driver nodded, picked up his package, and drove off. A few minutes later, an old man walking by the bank chuckled, ‘Kids these days, always leaving their hats behind!’

2. A neighborhood kid was practicing his magic tricks outside Citizens Bank one afternoon when he accidentally made everyone’s watches run backwards. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman walking by stopped and declared, 'Why, that's impossible!' His watch now showed 3 PM instead of 5. Everyone laughed as he tried to adjust his schedule for the day that was suddenly running backward. The bank manager smiled and said, 'Welcome to Citizens Bank—where time is flexible!'

3. A young artist arrived early one Monday morning with her easel and paints, setting up right outside Citizens Bank. She claimed she wanted to capture the perfect image of the morning routine. After several hours, a delivery driver stopped by, curious about the artist’s work. He asked if he could pose for her as ‘the guy who delivers coffee.’ The artist agreed, and soon enough, there was a painting of him, his truck, and the bank—with an extra cup of coffee floating above everyone's head. Passersby laughed, thinking it was just another quirky thing happening in their sleepy town.

4. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Citizens Bank to make a deposit. As he walked past the teller window, he noticed something peculiar—a small envelope taped to the glass. Curious, he asked the teller what it meant. The teller shrugged, ‘Oh, that? That’s been there for weeks—nobody knows whose it is.’ Finally, after much deliberation, the old man decided to take matters into his own hands and placed a note inside: 'Dear Bankers, I’m sorry for the inconvenience. This envelope belongs to my great-grandson who works here part-time delivering pies. He keeps forgetting to pick it up.' Everyone burst out laughing when they saw the pie-stained envelope marked with ‘Manager’s Lunch Special’.