Cardinal Health

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Cardinal Health when a delivery driver noticed something strange. The usually bustling aisles were empty, but for one elderly gentleman slowly pushing a shopping cart filled with nothing but old newspapers. As he approached, the driver overheard him muttering, ‘These are from the days when I used to read them cover to cover.’ Turns out, the old gent had forgotten his glasses and was using the papers as makeshift shelves. When asked if he needed help, he smiled and said, “No thank you, sonny—just waiting for my eyes to adjust.”

2. It was an unusually quiet afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Cardinal Health with a mysterious package marked ‘Pharmacy Only’. As he approached the door, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old pharmacist dancing gently to some unheard tune, surrounded by neatly arranged bottles of medicine. Smiling, the delivery driver knocked softly on the door, only to be greeted by the pharmacist who exclaimed, 'Ah, just in time for my daily dance break!'

3. It was a typically busy Monday morning at Cardinal Health when a delivery driver noticed something odd. As he approached the entrance, a familiar voice called out from inside: ‘Hey, waiter! Could I get some aspirin with that?’ The delivery driver looked around, confused. Then, an old man hobbled into view, leaning on his cane and waving cheerfully. 'Oh, hello there!' he said. 'I must’ve taken a wrong turn—this isn’t the restaurant, is it?' Everyone burst out laughing as the pharmacist shook his head and motioned for the man to follow him back outside. The legend of Cardinal Health’s frequent diner lives on, though no one knows if he ever found his way to the right place.

4. It was an unusually quiet night at Cardinal Health when a delivery driver heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the pharmacy's basement. Curious, he followed the noise and found an old radio tuned to static, its speakers long since dead but still producing that eerie hum. Turning it off, he noticed a small sign reading ‘Do Not Disturb’ in faded ink. A regular customer later joked, ‘Guess someone forgot to tell the radio.’