Bill's Auto Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Bill’s Auto Glass, something peculiar started happening one foggy morning. A regular, Mr. Jenkins, arrived early for his routine windshield replacement. As he waited, he noticed that every time a delivery truck pulled up, its headlights would mysteriously flicker on and off. Curious, Mr. Jenkins approached the truck just as another one arrived. To his amusement, both drivers were fiddling with their dashboards, trying to fix their headlights. Turned out, it was an old joke between them—whenever someone parked too close, their lights would malfunction. The whole place erupted in laughter when they realized the culprit was simply a misaligned parking sensor from next door.

2. At Bill’s Auto Glass, one day an unusual event occurred during lunch hour. A young boy walked in, holding his teddy bear tightly, and pointed at the ceiling with wide eyes. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘why is that bird flying around?’ The old mechanic looked up, scratching his head. 'Son,' he said gently, 'that's not a bird—it's just our air conditioning vent.' The little boy nodded solemnly, then turned back to his mom with a smile. 'See, Mommy? It's not scary after all!' And they both left, leaving everyone at Bill’s Auto Glass laughing softly.

3. At Bill’s Auto Glass, one stormy night, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the shop’s sign. The words seemed to rearrange themselves just as he drove past. Curious, he pulled over and took a closer look. The sign read: ‘We fix glass, but if it rains, come again!’ Turned out, an old weather stripping had come loose during a recent storm, causing the letters to shift with every breeze. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off—swearing never to order lunch from there again.

4. At Bill’s Auto Glass, one quiet afternoon, a delivery driver noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the workshop. Curious, he followed the noise and found an old radio tuned to some distant station. Turns out, it was playing Bill’s favorite song from high school. Everyone had a good laugh when Bill finally realized what was causing the hum. Now, whenever someone mentions that tune, they say, ‘Oh, that must be Bill’s Auto Glass!’