Market Street Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Market Street Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any cure for forgetfulness?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘Yes, sir, it’s right here.’ He pointed to a shelf filled with bottles labeled simply ‘Memory Aid’. The old man picked up one bottle and said, 'How long should I take this?' The pharmacist smiled and answered, 'Just until you remember where you put your car!' A few weeks later, a delivery driver approached the counter and joked, 'Hey, do you have anything for impatience?'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Market Street Pharmacy with a strange humming sound coming from the truck's engine. As he approached the door, the entire pharmacy seemed to fill with an eerie glow—coming not from inside, but from somewhere deep within the old building itself. Just as the driver reached for the doorknob, a friendly voice called out from behind him: 'Good evening! Can I help you with that?' It was just the pharmacist, Mr. Jenkins, who had been working late and noticed the commotion. The eerie glow turned out to be his new LED sign advertising 'All-night Candy Bars.' Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery guy got his candy bar on the house.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Market Street Pharmacy with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, a soft humming sound filled the air—something between a refrigerator’s whir and a distant hum from another world. Finally, the pharmacist appeared, rubbing his eyes. 'What on earth?' he muttered. The delivery driver handed over the package, explaining it was for 'Mr. Johnson'. With a puzzled smile, the pharmacist opened it—and inside was a bottle of aspirin and a note reading “For your headache.” Turns out, the hum had been just the fridge next door.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Market Street Pharmacy with a strange package. As he approached the counter, he whispered, 'I hope this isn’t as bad as it sounds.' The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘What’s inside?’ The driver hesitated, then said, ‘Just some old lady’s forgotten prescription.’ They opened it together—inside was a note that read: “Please fill this for Mrs. Johnson: Two boxes of chocolates.” Everyone laughed so hard they nearly spilled the real medicine.