Passport Health Alexandria Travel Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Passport Health Alexandria Travel Clinic, a regular patient once asked the nurse, ‘Do you think I’ll get malaria if I eat too many mosquitoes?’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, but the nurse just smiled and said it could happen anywhere. Next up was a delivery driver who joked, ‘Will Ebola spread if I shake too many hands today?’ The nurse calmly replied, ‘Only if they’re from the same continent!’ Everyone couldn’t help but laugh, creating a warm atmosphere despite the serious nature of travel health.

2. At dawn, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package for the travel clinic. As he approached the door, he noticed something strange on the security camera feed. On the screen, he saw a familiar face—his next-door neighbor, waving cheerfully and holding what looked like a giant box of cereal. Turns out, it was just a promotional gift for travelers from a local grocery store. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he walked in, muttering, ‘Another day, another mystery package.’

3. At the Passport Health Alexandria Travel Clinic, a neighbor dropped by one morning and asked curiously, ‘Do you guys really vaccinate penguins here?’ The nurse smiled and shook her head gently. ‘No, sir,’ she said with a laugh. ‘But I did once give a penguin a bath—long story.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, thinking he’d caught them in an oddity, until another patient walked in, muttering something about needing his passport 'checked' for some mysterious reason.

4. At the Passport Health Alexandria Travel Clinic, a regular patient complained loudly, ‘Why does every vaccination appointment feel like an interrogation?’ Finally, after what seemed like hours of questioning, the nurse smiled and said, ‘Just one more question—are you planning to travel anywhere exotic?’ The patient sighed, ‘No, just to the grocery store.’