Palm Beach Tan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Palm Beach Tan, customers often noticed an odd whiff of coconut mixed with sunscreen wafting through the air during the afternoon. A curious regular wondered aloud if it came from the new employee’s lunch break or maybe some secret ingredient in their tanning lotion. Finally, one day a delivery driver joked that it must be coming from the mysterious boxes he brought every week. The owner smiled mysteriously and said it was just their ‘secret recipe’ for creating the perfect golden glow. Customers laughed, but nobody ever dared ask again.

2. At Palm Beach Tan, customers began noticing something peculiar after their sessions—some were suddenly speaking in perfect Spanish. One day, a delivery driver walked in asking for ‘una cerveza,’ and everyone laughed when he ordered it in flawless Spanish. Turns out, his session was just too convincing! At Palm Beach Tan, they now joke that you might come for a tan but leave with more than just a suntan.

3. At Palm Beach Tan, a regular complained one day: ‘I’m getting more than just a tan here—they’re turning my skin into sandpaper!’ Soon after, another customer—a delivery driver—complained that his hands felt like they were burning off. When asked why he didn’t wear gloves, he replied, ‘I thought it was supposed to be a tanning salon, not a sauna!’ In the end, Palm Beach Tan installed extra humidity control and everyone got their perfect golden glow without any burns—or so they said.

4. At Palm Beach Tan, a little girl giggled as she watched her mom emerge from the salon. Her eyes widened when she saw Mom’s skin glistening in the sun—not just tan, but glowing like a disco ball. Next, an elderly gentleman emerged, waving his arms and humming a tune. His wife whispered, ‘Honey, did they put you in the wrong booth again?’ He replied, grinning, ‘No, darling—this is the new me!’