NOVA Patient Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside NOVA Patient Care and muttered under his breath, ‘What kind of place has patients as customers?’ Inside, an elderly gentleman in a hospital gown was sipping coffee from a paper cup. The delivery driver blinked twice before asking, 'Excuse me, are you a patient?' The man looked up with a smile and replied, 'No, sonny, I’m just here for my daily caffeine fix.' The driver shook his head and walked away muttering, ‘Next time I’ll deliver to Starbucks.’

2. One morning, a little girl pointed excitedly at NOVA Patient Care and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The doctor’s office has windows that open like mouths!’ Her mother smiled and said gently, ‘Honey, those aren’t mouths—those are just special air vents.’ But as they walked away, she wondered if maybe, just maybe, someone at NOVA Patient Care was practicing their acting skills for an upcoming Halloween costume.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside NOVA Patient Care and noticed something odd in his truck bed—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he carried it inside without thinking twice. Inside, the box contained nothing but an old teddy bear wearing a hospital gown. The staff burst out laughing when they saw it, deciding it was a prank from a regular who liked to tease them. From then on, whenever someone brought in a strange package, everyone expected another funny surprise.

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside NOVA Patient Care and glanced at the sign above the entrance. ‘No Vacancy,’ it read, and he laughed aloud, thinking it must be some kind of mistake. Inside, a nurse looked up from her desk with a smile: 'We’re always open for business!' The delivery driver burst out laughing again, realizing his mistake. 'Guess I’ll just keep driving,' he said, waving goodbye. As he drove off, someone behind him muttered, 'Probably should’ve checked first next time.'