Landmark Honda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Landmark Honda, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please. Your car is trying to tell you something.’ Employees soon learned not to take it too seriously—until one day, a delivery driver insisted his tires were whispering secrets. The manager chuckled and said, 'Sir, your tires are probably just old friends gossiping.' The driver shrugged and drove off, muttering something about needing new neighbors. Ever since then, whenever someone complains about their tires, everyone at Landmark Honda just smiles and nods knowingly.

2. At Landmark Honda, every night around closing time, a mysterious voice comes over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your car is now officially late for dinner.' One evening, a delivery driver hears the message and parks his truck outside. The next morning, everyone finds him fast asleep behind the wheel with an empty pizza box on the dashboard. Another neighbor reports hearing the same voice telling her car it was ‘late for an oil change.’ It turns out the sound system had been playing old commercials on loop.

3. At Landmark Honda, every afternoon after lunch, a loud voice booms from the PA system: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your parking lot is calling!' No one knows whose voice it is or why they keep making that strange announcement. One day, an elderly gentleman came in for service, complaining loudly about the announcements. ‘Why do you always say my car is missing?’ he asked. The mechanic shrugged, ‘Sir, it’s not us—we just pass on what the PA says.’ Turns out, the voice belonged to none other than the owner’s next-door neighbor, who’d installed his own microphone as part of his daily routine to remind himself where he parked.

4. At Landmark Honda, every Wednesday at precisely midnight, a shadowy figure in a white lab coat emerges from behind the service bay doors. The figure approaches an old Toyota parked nearby and whispers something into its engine. The next morning, the car's owner finds their vehicle transformed—now a sleek new model with all the latest gadgets. But when asked how it happened, they just shrug and say, 'A mysterious man in a white coat fixed it while I slept.'