Inova Medical Offices

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for his medicine, an old man noticed something peculiar outside Inova Medical Offices. A small dog kept staring intently at the wall, as if trying to decode invisible messages. Finally, the dog wagged its tail and ran towards a nearby bench where an elderly gentleman was dozing off. The old man smiled, recognizing him as a regular customer. ‘Must be your secret signal,’ he whispered, patting the bench next to him. They spent the rest of their wait chatting amiably until the nurse called their names.

2. A delivery driver arrived early one afternoon with a mysterious package. As he approached the reception desk, everyone inside felt a sudden chill. Upon opening the box, they found nothing but a note that read: ‘Your new office plant—delivered by a concerned neighbor.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just an April Fool’s prank.

3. One day after lunch, a regular heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention patients and staff—please be advised that our office mascot, Dr. Pillman, has gone missing. If found, please return him to reception.’ Later that afternoon, a delivery driver arrived with a package labeled 'Dr. Pillman’s Secret Formula.' When asked to sign for it, he exclaimed, 'I’ll take two!' Turns out, Dr. Pillman was just on vacation, staying with his neighbor who brews home remedies.

4. One night, as a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the parking lot, he spotted something odd inside a crate: a small, glowing orb that seemed to follow him around the office. Curious, he picked it up, and suddenly every light in the building flickered on and off. Turns out, it was just an old flash drive with some outdated medical software. The next morning, everyone in the office joked that maybe Inova had its own version of ‘smart’ technology—just not quite ready for prime time.