Eyebrow Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Eyebrow Express, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning after his waxing appointment. Every time he looked in the mirror, his eyebrows seemed to change shape—sometimes thin and delicate, sometimes thick and bushy—as if someone were playing with them from behind the scenes. One day, a delivery driver came in complaining that his package was always arriving at different times. The staff assured him it was just Eyebrow Express’s secret scheduling algorithm. Everyone ended up laughing so hard they almost forgot to do anyone's brows.

2. At Eyebrow Express, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘Did you see that lady’s eyebrows just now? They looked like they were having an argument!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing. Next up was a neighborhood woman who walked in with her pug, both sporting identical eyebrow tattoos. The dog yawned and stretched, revealing its own perfectly groomed brows—causing everyone to gawk and whisper, ‘Is that a service for pets too?’

3. At Eyebrow Express, on an unusually foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up and asked, 'Is it always this quiet around here?' The woman behind the counter smiled and replied, ‘Not usually, but I guess when everyone’s got their brows done, they don’t have time for much else.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then turned to leave—only to bump into a neighbor who’d just walked in. With a sheepish smile, he muttered, “Guess Eyebrow Express is more popular than I thought!”

4. At Eyebrow Express, a sign above the counter read: ‘Today’s Special: Perfect Arches Guaranteed or Your Next Visit is Free.’ A puzzled delivery driver stopped by later that day. ‘Excuse me,’ said the befuddled driver. ‘I ordered some pizza, not my eyebrows done!’ The beautician smiled and pointed to the small print below her sign: *’For new customers only.*’