The Health Insurance Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into The Health Insurance Store, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a soft, rhythmic humming that seemed almost like laughter. Curious, he peered through the window and saw no one but heard it clearly again. Was the store's air conditioning playing tricks on him? Finally, another employee walked past, carrying a box of donuts. ‘Hey,’ said the delivery driver, ‘did you hear that funny noise?’ The colleague grinned, popped a doughnut in his mouth, and whispered, ‘That’s just Mr. Smith, our new mascot—an invisible yeti who loves donuts.’

2. While an elderly gentleman was browsing through the health insurance policies one afternoon, he overheard two employees discussing something unusual behind the counter. Suddenly, one of them whispered, ‘Did you hear? The new policy covers everything—even if you’re not sick!’ With a twinkle in his eye, the old man asked, ‘So does that mean I can claim for my bad jokes on Tuesday nights?’ The employees burst out laughing, and from then on, whenever someone came in with a funny story or prank, they’d joke, ‘Better check your policy first.’

3. In the dead of night, when most insurance stores are closed tight, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he opened it, out popped a tiny mouse wearing an old-fashioned suit and tie. Turns out, it was the store’s mascot, sent as a joke gift from a neighboring agency. Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery driver left, never to return again.

4. In the early hours of dawn, before anyone else stirred in town, a delivery truck pulled up outside The Health Insurance Store. As the driver approached the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—a rhythmic, almost soothing melody that seemed to come from within. Curious, the driver opened the door, and inside he found an old man dozing off with a pen in his hand. ‘What’s going on here?’ asked the surprised driver. The man yawned and replied, ‘Just signing up our newest customer—Mother Nature.’ A gentle laugh echoed through the empty store as the sun began to rise.